We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
it's like heaven, but drunker
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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