I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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