DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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