If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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