Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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