I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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