Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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