just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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