Ambien. No doubt about it.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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