I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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