just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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