i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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