maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
i now understand why vodka
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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