The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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