Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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