Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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