He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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