oh god the rape fog is back!
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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