She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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