We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls