READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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