More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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