Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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