video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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