I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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