Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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