actually, I'm a sock model
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
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Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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