An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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