What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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