I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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