I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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