He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Randomize
