You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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