Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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