Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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