Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Terrible idea I love it
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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