Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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