I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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