And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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