Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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