i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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