In the future we'll all be gay
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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