I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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