Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Your cock deserves a montage
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He shit in the fireplace
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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