Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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