i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize