i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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