I wish I could teleport
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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