I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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