god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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