We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Randomize
