So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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