Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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