Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
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i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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