and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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