yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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