I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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