in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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