Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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