Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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